dear project leader:
this alien hates santa ana weekends, when the desert winds blow in from the east, creating crazy-ass allergy symptoms in this one. most difficult: one gets so sleepy from feeling sick like this, but the coughing increases when one lies down.
pity me.
Sucks. :( I figured your species would be immune to it. Given that you have no visible nose. :)
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part of this alien's whole "passing as human" thing.
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