howdy neighbor

happened upon an acquaintance in the rest room at a local gay hangout. neighboring urinals. ended up talking about social security benefits and at what age we anticipated being able to retire.

urinal proximity

dear project leader:

i had dinner with his work group, including the boss's boss's boss, which was great fun. but somehow this alien ended up in the restroom at the same time as the boss's boss's boss, literally toe-to-toe at the urinals.

one wishes the designers of the restroom would have considered separating the urinals somewhat. specifically, this one wishes such.

also, what's with the human's need to talk while peeing?