2010/02/21

doctor me

dear project leader:



dr webmd says that these are possible causes of tinnitus:
  • A buildup of earwax. [no]
  • Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol or caffeinated beverages. [no on the alcohol; possibly on the caffeine]
  • Ear infections or eardrum rupture. [no]
  • Severe weight loss from malnutrition or excessive dieting. [no, quite the opposite, thanks]
  • Repeated exercise with the neck in a hyperextended position, such as when bicycle riding.  [lol, yeah, exercise. no]
  • Nerve problems (neurologic disorders), such as multiple sclerosis or migraine headache. [no: my migraines only make appearances on mondays]
    Other diseases. [no]
wonder what my death panel would have to say about this.

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